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The Nation of Fauxia

“Nah”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Nation of Fauxia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.895 billion Fauxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion bribes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,716 bribes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 195,131st in the world and 5,694th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 6.23 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 132ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,992ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,304thMost Devout: 2,745thRudest Citizens: 3,376thLargest Retail Industry: 3,637thLargest Governments: 3,970thMost Developed: 4,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,157thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,418thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,450thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,513thSmartest Citizens: 4,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,639thLowest Crime Rates: 4,644thBest Weather: 5,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,430thHighest Average Incomes: 5,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,213thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,325thHealthiest Citizens: 6,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,571stMost Cultured: 6,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,940thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,048thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,003rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,158thNicest Citizens: 9,525thMost Influential: 9,546thHighest Economic Output: 9,815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,025thTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,274thMost Stationary: 16,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,475th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 162nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 166th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionNicest Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 464th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 466th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466th in the region

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