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The Republic of Fauntenheddo

“We must consume to thrive, which is the goal of all.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Republic of Fauntenheddo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Raymond Barreau with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.271 billion Fauntenheddoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunshine City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauntenheddoan economy, worth 516 trillion rands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 227,518 rands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,574 per year while the poor average 51,817, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, extreme political groups are outlawed, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fauntenheddo's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Fauntenheddo is ranked 218,322nd in the world and 8,941st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.8 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 331stLargest Gambling Industry: 447thLargest Retail Industry: 455thMost Armed: 535thFattest Citizens: 672ndHighest Crime Rates: 691stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 708thMost Avoided: 970thRudest Citizens: 1,168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,413thMost Efficient Economies: 1,892ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,960thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,086thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,070thLargest Mining Sector: 3,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,347thHighest Average Incomes: 4,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,052ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,930thLargest Black Market: 12,859thMost Secular: 14,044th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 330th in the regionLargest Black Market: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 482nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 517th in the regionMost Stationary: 795th in the regionMost Cultured: 802nd in the regionLargest Governments: 833rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 888th in the region

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