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The Holy Gold Fat Fat Federation of Fatski land

“Quails in Quantitate”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Gold Fat Fat Federation of Fatski land is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fatski the great with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.718 billion Fatskis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fatski City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fatski economy, worth 826 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 222,211 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,432,173 per year while the poor average 13,929, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, foreign leaders who don't applaud Fatski the great's speeches are regarded as enemies of Fatski land, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fatski land's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fatski land is ranked 1,198th in the world and 43rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 57.46 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 19thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 692ndMost Influential: 862ndMost Armed: 1,032ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,181stFattest Citizens: 1,198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,453rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,570thMost Avoided: 1,607thLargest Retail Industry: 1,743rdMost Secular: 1,785thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,995thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,027thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,207thMost Efficient Economies: 4,305thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,689thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,696thRudest Citizens: 4,776thHighest Average Incomes: 5,609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,459thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,744thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,130thLargest Mining Sector: 12,364thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,974thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,303rdLargest Black Market: 15,881stSmartest Citizens: 17,032ndLargest Governments: 20,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,275thHighest Economic Output: 27,740th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 92nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 121st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 164th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 180th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionRudest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 316th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 323rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 548th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 721st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 784th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 892nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 957th in the regionLargest Governments: 969th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,020th in the region

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