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The Dominion of Fash bash Birb

“We bash the Fash cause we are birbs”

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The Dominion of Fash bash Birb is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 326 million Fash bash Birbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Fash bash Birbian economy, worth 7.91 trillion Fascists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 24,252 Fascists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fash bash Birb's national animal is the Communist Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fash bash Birb is ranked 203,192^nd in the world and 232^nd in Resuscitation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 26.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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