The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan
“Moo Christmas Leprechaun”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Holy Alien Golden Christmas of Farrakhan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Honorable Brother Minister Farrakhan with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.513 billion Farrakhanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Farrakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,515 trillion Bitcoin Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 440,793 Bitcoin Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, all footpaths have tollbooths, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farrakhan's national animal is the Four Leaf Clover Santa Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Farrakhan, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
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