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The Most Holy Imperium of Fapadocia

“For what is a man who serves no higher purpose?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Most Holy Imperium of Fapadocia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most August Imperator Nooj Oodler I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.098 billion Fapadocians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oodlergrad. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fapadocian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Aurelians a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,208 Aurelians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, vacationing Fapadocians expect to be treated as royalty, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fapadocia's national animal is the Shrike, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult Of Aeipok.

Fapadocia is ranked 87,750th in the world and 55th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 242.4258517918 days.

Most Patriotic: 1,653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,510thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,737thLargest Black Market: 4,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,569thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,139thHighest Average Incomes: 5,981stLowest Crime Rates: 6,222ndMost Authoritarian: 7,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,853rdLargest Governments: 8,887thMost Developed: 9,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,511thMost Devout: 12,243rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,888thHighest Economic Output: 15,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,134thSmartest Citizens: 16,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,547thMost Efficient Economies: 17,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,305thMost Conservative: 18,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,061stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,326th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the region

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