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The Most Holy Imperium of Fapadocia |
“For what is a man who serves no higher purpose?”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The Alliance of Dictators |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Most Holy Imperium of Fapadocia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most August Imperator Nooj Oodler I with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.098 billion Fapadocians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oodlergrad. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fapadocian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Aurelians a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,208 Aurelians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, vacationing Fapadocians expect to be treated as royalty, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fapadocia's national animal is the Shrike, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult Of Aeipok.
Fapadocia is ranked 87,750th in the world and 55th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 242.4258517918 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fapadocia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
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Fapadocia, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
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Fapadocia, vacationing Fapadocians expect to be treated as royalty.
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Fapadocia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
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Fapadocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Fapadocia, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
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Fapadocia, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
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Fapadocia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Oodlergrad" t-shirts.
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Fapadocia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Fapadocia, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Fapadocians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.