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The Republic of Fantalandia

“Fanta is the best”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Glass Gallows

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Republic of Fantalandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Coca-Cola CEO Muhtar Kent with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.5 billion Fantalandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanta Fountain. The average income tax rate is 31.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fantalandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,388 trillion Fantas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,939 Fantas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, the Fanta Fish stadiums are open 24/7, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Fantalandia's national animal is the Fanta Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fantalandia is ranked 135,975th in the world and 6th in Glass Gallows for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,315.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 325thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 775thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,076thMost Avoided: 1,312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,629thLargest Retail Industry: 1,776thLargest Mining Sector: 2,306thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,701stLargest Black Market: 2,781stTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,543rdRudest Citizens: 7,583rdMost Stationary: 7,853rdHighest Economic Output: 7,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,457thMost Secular: 11,464thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,759thMost Influential: 13,882ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,217thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,563rdLargest Populations: 23,834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,075th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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