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The State of Falkland

“East in west out”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Falkland

Regional Influence: Hermit


The State of Falkland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.289 billion Falklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Falklandian economy, worth 851 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,192 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,660 per year while the poor average 2,052, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Falkland has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, Falkland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, deers are considered a delicacy, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Falkland in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Falkland's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falkland is ranked 42,226th in the world and 1st in Falkland for Smartest Citizens, with 40.9 quips per hour.

Most Politically Free: 312thMost Pro-Market: 324thMost Extreme: 1,299thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,627thHighest Drug Use: 1,759thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,981stTop
Most Stationary: 3,262ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,041stLargest Populations: 7,402ndRudest Citizens: 8,180thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,968thMost Avoided: 9,106thNudest: 10,312thTop
Most Armed: 14,532ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,464thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,646th

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