Spotlight on:
The Republic of Fake communism76 |
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of Fake communism76 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.465 billion Fake communism76ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism76ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion rupees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,843 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Fake communism76ians, Fake communism76's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism76's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism76 is ranked 36,234th in the world and 2,425th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, Fake communism76's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Fake communism76ians.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Fake communism76 City.
- : Fake communism76 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism76, Fake communism76ian political exiles populate the near abroad.