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The Republic of FairlyOddParents |
“You cannot wish for more wishes!”
Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Republic of FairlyOddParents is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 656 million FairlyOddParentsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant FairlyOddParentsian economy, worth 6.65 trillion fairlies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 10,139 fairlies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FairlyOddParents's national animal is the Cosmo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
FairlyOddParents is ranked 251,767th in the world and 185th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
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FairlyOddParents's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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FairlyOddParents was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in
FairlyOddParents, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.