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The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia

“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”

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The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.42 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,741 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 349,672 Xosars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,189,480 per year while the poor average 75,772, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 193^rd in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 883.8 on the Hayek Index.

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