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The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia

“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”

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The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.552 billion Exxosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth a remarkable 8,530 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 415,064 Xosars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and Exxosian void hawk sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 296^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Smartest Citizens, with 334.06 quips per hour.

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