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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.545 billion Oilers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 19,919 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 811,553 Petrodollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,787,878 per year while the poor average 104,079, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1,291st in the world and 7th in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 194.8 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thFattest Citizens: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thMost Avoided: 36thRudest Citizens: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 93rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 344thMost Armed: 522ndMost Stationary: 591stLargest Publishing Industry: 736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 777thMost Influential: 801stLargest Governments: 916thMost Secular: 1,007thSmartest Citizens: 1,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,554thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,119thLowest Crime Rates: 2,761stLargest Populations: 3,030thLargest Black Market: 3,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,379thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,016th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

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