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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.692 billion Oilers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 24,297 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 877,435 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,731,702 per year while the poor average 30,848, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, they say that Oilers made a dessert and called it peace, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 63rd in the world and 1st in Texas for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 54,082.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 13thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15thFattest Citizens: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 21stMost Avoided: 25thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thHighest Economic Output: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdRudest Citizens: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 77thMost Secular: 81stMost Armed: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 484thLargest Governments: 505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 508thMost Stationary: 522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 711thSmartest Citizens: 843rdMost Influential: 864thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 999thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,005thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,597thLargest Black Market: 5,918thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,082ndTop
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Most Pro-Market: 21,120th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the region

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