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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.18 billion Oilers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 23,651 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 870,171 Petrodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,321,251 per year while the poor average 62,629, a ratio of 85.0 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and foreign leaders who don't applaud John Ross Ewing Jr's speeches are regarded as enemies of Ewing Oil Co. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 1,979th in the world and 7th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 13thFattest Citizens: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 21stMost Avoided: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51stRudest Citizens: 58thLargest Gambling Industry: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 76thMost Secular: 177thMost Armed: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 253rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 452ndMost Stationary: 526thLargest Governments: 534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 550thLargest Publishing Industry: 722ndSmartest Citizens: 874thMost Influential: 877thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,694thLowest Crime Rates: 1,979thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,493rdLargest Populations: 2,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,813thLargest Black Market: 5,515thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,662ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,760thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,456th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » NewTexas, Grays Harbor, Gig em Aggies, The United Republics of Texas, Lichian, Tishanda, Greater United Texas, Fort Verden, Safj, Studly Penguins, and South Aztlan.