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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co

“In J.R. We Trust”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Contender

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The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.075 billion Oilers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 26,124 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 898,505 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,384,523 per year while the poor average 22,946, a ratio of 321 to 1.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 99.26 Obesity Rate.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thMost Efficient Economies: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thFattest Citizens: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 20thMost Avoided: 21stRudest Citizens: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 35thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thHighest Economic Output: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stLargest Gambling Industry: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndMost Secular: 65thLargest Mining Sector: 72ndMost Armed: 208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Governments: 407thMost Stationary: 499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 629thLargest Publishing Industry: 674thSmartest Citizens: 720thMost Subsidized Industry: 833rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 904thMost Influential: 907thLowest Crime Rates: 1,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,812thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,990thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,865thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,468thLargest Black Market: 6,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,990thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 19,730th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the region

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