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The Republic of Evil Returns

“From Many, One”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Republic of Evil Returns is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.998 billion Evil Returnsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Evil Returnsian economy, worth 185 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,396 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Returns's national animal is the emu.

Evil Returns is ranked 203,967th in the world and 3,346th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extreme, scoring 8.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 23,232nd
Smartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 220th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 263rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 315th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionSafest: 443rd in the region

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