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The Very Empty Nation of EVERYONE IS DEAD |
“Everyone is dead, there are no survivors”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Very Empty Nation of EVERYONE IS DEAD is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.907 billion ██████ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A massive crater. The average income tax rate is 59.2%.
The ██████ economy, worth 81.6 trillion Completely Worthless Currencies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,792 Completely Worthless Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, religious education is a new government priority, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and warning signs caution ██████ where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EVERYONE IS DEAD's national animal is the Completely Extinct Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Deliverance.
EVERYONE IS DEAD is ranked 288,358th in the world and 45th in Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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EVERYONE IS DEAD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, warning signs caution ██████ where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, religious education is a new government priority.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, only those who apply can study applied maths.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
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EVERYONE IS DEAD, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.