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The Kawaii Empire Loyal Guardian of Everlasting Loush Land

“I Serve Kawaii Empire!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Unheard Of

Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Kawaii Empire Loyal Guardian of Everlasting Loush Land is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.445 billion Dies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Everlasting Loush Landian economy, worth 109 trillion Look whose backs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,829 Look whose backs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Everlasting Loush Land's national animal is the who, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Everlasting Loush Land is ranked 58,502nd in the world and 53rd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,788.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,965thTop
Most Primitive: 13,084thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,115thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,729th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

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