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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.926 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 12,190th in the world and 71st in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 372,392.4 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 1,585thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,336thMost Efficient Economies: 3,890thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,082ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,203rdMost Politically Free: 4,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,764thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,368thMost Stationary: 6,109thNudest: 6,114thMost Cultured: 6,253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,499thHighest Economic Output: 6,865thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,991stSmartest Citizens: 7,592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,619thFattest Citizens: 7,938thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,650thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,894thMost Extreme: 10,154thMost Developed: 10,224thMost Influential: 11,152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,190thRudest Citizens: 13,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,648thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,120thMost Armed: 15,380thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,041st
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the region

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