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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.495 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 14,562nd in the world and 60th in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 375,262 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,077thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,247thMost Stationary: 4,021stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,547thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,709thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,796thHighest Drug Use: 4,832ndHighest Economic Output: 5,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,966thMost Cultured: 6,943rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,835thSmartest Citizens: 9,046thMost Influential: 10,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,107thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,500thHighest Average Incomes: 12,350thNudest: 13,131stHighest Food Quality: 13,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,562ndLargest Populations: 14,734thFattest Citizens: 14,946thTop
Most Developed: 16,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,158thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,490thMost Politically Free: 23,792ndMost Inclusive: 26,243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 28,502ndLargest Insurance Industry: 28,626thLargest Governments: 30,947th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Extreme: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 115th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 158th in the region

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