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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.099 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 37,332nd in the world and 435th in Europeia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 81.82 Years.

Highest Drug Use: 1,657thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,884thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,430thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,668thMost Efficient Economies: 4,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,830thMost Stationary: 5,095thMost Cultured: 6,191stHighest Economic Output: 6,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,652ndSmartest Citizens: 8,030thNudest: 8,668thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,149thHighest Average Incomes: 9,310thTop
Most Influential: 10,639thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,862ndFattest Citizens: 11,199thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,228thMost Politically Free: 11,403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,347thMost Developed: 13,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,947thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,762ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,913thLargest Populations: 17,361stMost Extreme: 18,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,508thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,443rdRudest Citizens: 20,866th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Armed: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 114th in the region

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