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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.291 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 3,826th in the world and 45th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,616thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,294thMost Efficient Economies: 3,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,224thMost Politically Free: 4,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,038thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,445thMost Stationary: 5,929thMost Cultured: 6,227thNudest: 6,459thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,481stHighest Economic Output: 6,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,911thSmartest Citizens: 7,640thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,772ndFattest Citizens: 8,055thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,791stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,452ndMost Developed: 10,323rdMost Extreme: 10,382ndMost Influential: 11,003rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,512thRudest Citizens: 13,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,329thMost Armed: 16,386thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,416th
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 87th in the region

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