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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.257 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,644 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 209,951st in the world and 626th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -257.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Drug Use: 1,671stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,098thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,250thMost Efficient Economies: 4,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,652ndMost Stationary: 4,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,833rdHighest Economic Output: 5,986thMost Cultured: 6,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,364thSmartest Citizens: 8,516thNudest: 9,401stLargest Gambling Industry: 9,535thMost Influential: 9,973rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,173rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,736thFattest Citizens: 11,978thHighest Food Quality: 12,483rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,684thMost Politically Free: 14,435thMost Developed: 14,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,384thLargest Populations: 16,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,900thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,618thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,021stMost Extreme: 21,169thMost Inclusive: 22,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,681st
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the region

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