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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.634 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,363 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 9,469th in the world and 35th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,668.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,966thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,437thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,569thMost Efficient Economies: 4,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,746thMost Stationary: 5,026thHighest Economic Output: 6,131stMost Cultured: 6,175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,798thSmartest Citizens: 8,015thNudest: 9,305thHighest Average Incomes: 9,376thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,469thMost Influential: 10,495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,070thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,297thTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,105thMost Developed: 13,967thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,200thMost Politically Free: 15,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,588thLargest Populations: 17,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,533rdLargest Insurance Industry: 21,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,724thMost Inclusive: 22,306th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the region

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