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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.568 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 44,315th in the world and 279th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,357.81 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 1,704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,072ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,463rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,640thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,264thMost Efficient Economies: 4,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,770thMost Stationary: 4,868thHighest Economic Output: 6,035thMost Cultured: 6,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,303rdSmartest Citizens: 8,370thNudest: 9,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,841stMost Influential: 10,164thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,798thTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,410thMost Developed: 14,679thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,496thMost Politically Free: 15,538thLargest Populations: 16,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,132ndLargest Insurance Industry: 22,238thMost Inclusive: 22,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,827thMost Extreme: 23,121st
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the region

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