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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.605 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 4,756th in the world and 58th in Europeia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 21 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,534thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,499thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,861stMost Efficient Economies: 3,923rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,167thMost Stationary: 5,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,795thMost Cultured: 6,033rdHighest Economic Output: 6,393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,585thNudest: 7,267thSmartest Citizens: 7,900thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,526thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,648thMost Politically Free: 8,876thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,460thMost Influential: 9,613thFattest Citizens: 10,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,285thMost Developed: 13,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,999thMost Extreme: 15,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,019thLargest Populations: 17,492ndRudest Citizens: 18,056th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the region

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