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The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office

“Knowledge is Power”

Category: Anarchy
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Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.222 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,985 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 8,713th in the world and 106th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 98.78 quips per hour.

Highest Drug Use: 1,364thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,079thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,723rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,794thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,119thMost Stationary: 4,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,547thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,636thMost Efficient Economies: 5,229thHighest Economic Output: 5,703rdMost Cultured: 6,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,888thSmartest Citizens: 8,713thNudest: 9,659thMost Influential: 9,742ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,360thHighest Average Incomes: 10,646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,586thHighest Food Quality: 12,638thFattest Citizens: 12,879thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,094thMost Developed: 15,245thLargest Populations: 15,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,717thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,450thMost Politically Free: 20,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,092ndMost Inclusive: 24,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,551stLargest Insurance Industry: 26,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,735th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the region

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