Spotlight on:
The Republic of European Cardfarmer 414 |
“European Gold”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Danish Wonderland |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of European Cardfarmer 414 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working population of 202 million European Cardfarmer 414ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.
The strong European Cardfarmer 414ian economy, worth 9.43 trillion Legs For Days a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,664 Legs For Days, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Cardfarmer 414's national animal is the Farmer Nicky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
European Cardfarmer 414 is ranked 258,476th in the world and 2,250th in Danish Wonderland for Smartest Citizens, with 21.87 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
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European Cardfarmer 414 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
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European Cardfarmer 414, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in
European Cardfarmer 414, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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European Cardfarmer 414, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
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European Cardfarmer 414, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.