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The Divine Right of EuroFounder

“At the service of the nations of Europe.”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Divine Right of EuroFounder is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 36.576 billion EuroFounderians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The EuroFounderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,233 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,399 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, education and welfare spending are on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-euro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroFounder's national animal is the eurocrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EuroFounder is ranked 159,881st in the world and 718th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.83 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 547thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,723rdMost Stationary: 1,811thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,882ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,319thHighest Economic Output: 3,734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,584thLargest Governments: 4,605thMost Pacifist: 4,852ndSafest: 5,166thMost Influential: 6,810thNicest Citizens: 9,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,290thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,695thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,159thLowest Crime Rates: 14,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,546thHighest Drug Use: 14,610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,948thMost Inclusive: 19,491stSmartest Citizens: 20,295th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionSafest: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the region

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