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The Federation of Euroasian is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 464 million Euroasianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Euroasianian economy, worth 23.9 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,419 Eurasian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroasian's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroasian is ranked 26,071^st in the world and 5^th in Fifth Empire for Most Extreme, scoring 43.33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.