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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.2 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 28,686 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 664,035 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,797,405 per year while the poor average 29,292, a ratio of 163 to 1.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 340,278^th in the world and 5,879^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -77.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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