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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.76 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,810 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 656,240 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,146,856 per year while the poor average 5,901, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, Harry Potter books are banned, the full title of Hon The Leader Vcte Mgve MF PCKELM GCEE runs to several pages, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 241,164th in the world and 10,020th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -33.62 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 54thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 65thLargest Gambling Industry: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thFattest Citizens: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 107thMost Devout: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 196thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 389thLargest Governments: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 690thLargest Retail Industry: 823rdRudest Citizens: 990thLargest Populations: 1,232ndMost Stationary: 1,578thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,307thMost Conservative: 4,737thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,231stLargest Black Market: 6,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,840thMost Influential: 11,852ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,610thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,728thMost Extreme: 23,859th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 196th in the regionMost Conservative: 249th in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 554th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 720th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 913th in the region

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