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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.432 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 23,278 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 656,998 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,798,572 per year while the poor average 10,677, a ratio of 543 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and Euraustralasamericans believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 220,358^th in the world and 8,125^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -421.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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