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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.785 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,155 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 655,792 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,142,656 per year while the poor average 5,897, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 217,162nd in the world and 9,866th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 4 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thMost Corrupt Governments: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66thFattest Citizens: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 69thMost Devout: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Ignorant Citizens: 191stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 352ndMost Efficient Economies: 369thLargest Governments: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 678thLargest Retail Industry: 759thRudest Citizens: 895thLargest Populations: 1,254thMost Stationary: 1,647thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,916thLargest Black Market: 6,138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,694thTop
Most Influential: 11,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,919thMost Conservative: 12,957th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Black Market: 249th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 620th in the regionMost Conservative: 718th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 890th in the regionMost Extreme: 956th in the region

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