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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.432 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 23,278 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 656,998 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,798,572 per year while the poor average 10,677, a ratio of 543 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and Euraustralasamericans believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 220,358th in the world and 8,125th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -421.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 40thMost Patriotic: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 51stHighest Economic Output: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 64thMost Avoided: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thFattest Citizens: 68thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rdHighest Average Incomes: 109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thMost Devout: 120thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 195thMost Ignorant Citizens: 208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 368thMost Efficient Economies: 395thLargest Governments: 540thLowest Crime Rates: 710thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 713thLargest Retail Industry: 879thRudest Citizens: 1,036thLargest Populations: 1,212thMost Stationary: 1,557thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,379thMost Conservative: 4,238thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,879thLargest Black Market: 7,076thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,729thTop
Most Influential: 11,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,619thMost Extreme: 22,134th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 204th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Black Market: 286th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 688th in the region

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