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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.785 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,155 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 655,792 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,142,656 per year while the poor average 5,897, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 217,162^nd in the world and 9,866^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 4 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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