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The Großeurannien Königreich of Eurania

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The Großeurannien Königreich of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Euranic Majesty King Kadoc with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.812 billion Eurons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurish economy, worth a remarkable 4,362 trillion Great Eurania Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 495,073 Great Eurania Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, war criminals are given full state funerals, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Aethrielion.

Eurania is ranked 2,498^th in the world and 7^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,207.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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