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The Holy Pink Lucky Kingdom of Eugeniee is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eugene with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.815 billion Eugenieeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth 928 trillion Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,781 Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,742,984 per year while the poor average 2,555, a ratio of 682 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Eugene's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eugeniee is ranked 45,513^th in the world and 27^th in The Wellspring for Most Extreme, scoring 33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.