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The Golden Billionare State of ETopiAna

“Money, money, money!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Golden Billionare State of ETopiAna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geldtasche with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.495 billion Etoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miami City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ETopiAnan economy, worth 226 trillion Catunics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,258 Catunics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,109 per year while the poor average 6,923, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled ETopiAna with a very polite populace, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ETopiAna's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Juice Religion.

ETopiAna is ranked 238,916th in the world and 1,381st in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 73.47 percentage of bribes refused.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,074thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,854thFattest Citizens: 2,416thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,928thMost Avoided: 8,548thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,750thMost Armed: 11,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,033rdTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,371stMost Patriotic: 14,198thHighest Average Incomes: 15,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,664thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,837thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,165thLargest Black Market: 20,876thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,263rd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 103rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionMost Patriotic: 134th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 149th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the region

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