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The Golden Billionare State of ETopiAna

“Money, money, money!”

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The Golden Billionare State of ETopiAna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geldtasche with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.495 billion Etoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miami City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ETopiAnan economy, worth 226 trillion Catunics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,258 Catunics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,109 per year while the poor average 6,923, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled ETopiAna with a very polite populace, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ETopiAna's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Juice Religion.

ETopiAna is ranked 238,916^th in the world and 1,381^st in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 73.47 percentage of bribes refused.

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