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The USSR of Ethics Committee of the SCPF

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The USSR of Ethics Committee of the SCPF is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joshep Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.787 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ethics Committee of the SCPFian economy, worth 169 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,042 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ethics Committee of the SCPF's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Ethics Committee of the SCPF is ranked 69,938^th in the world and 47^th in The Vincence Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.6 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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