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The Gholi Dynasty of Iran of Ethics Committee of the SCPF

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The Gholi Dynasty of Iran of Ethics Committee of the SCPF is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Haj Hossein Gholi Shah Ilkhani II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.167 billion Iranians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth 438 trillion والاs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,171 والاs, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has returned all business to private ownership, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ethics Committee of the SCPF's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Ethics Committee of the SCPF is ranked 137,262^nd in the world and 50^th in Callista for Smartest Citizens, with 28.73 quips per hour.

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