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The Community of Eternal Nirvana |
“Here Lies The End of Stories and Struggles”
Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Community of Eternal Nirvana is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 88 million Eternal Nirvanans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The very strong Eternal Nirvanan economy, worth 5.29 trillion beatuses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 60,113 beatuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,022 per year while the poor average 3,544, a ratio of 111 to 1.
A petition to improve Eternal Nirvanan literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in the Pacific, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eternal Nirvana's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Eternal Nirvana is ranked 276,443rd in the world and 3,126th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 4 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eternal Nirvana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
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Eternal Nirvana, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
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Eternal Nirvana, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in the Pacific.
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Eternal Nirvana, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
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Eternal Nirvana, a petition to improve Eternal Nirvanan literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
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Eternal Nirvana, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
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Eternal Nirvana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Avoided.
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Eternal Nirvana, most pop videos prominently feature the Eternal Nirvanan flag.
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Eternal Nirvana, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
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Eternal Nirvana, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.