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The Holy Empire of Eternal Memedom

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The Holy Empire of Eternal Memedom is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by   with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 862 million    are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of  . The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient    economy, worth 145 trillion   s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,045   s, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the fate of the world literally rests on  's fingers, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Memedom's national animal is the   , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eternal Memedom is ranked 75,569^th in the world and 2,443^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,538.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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