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The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation


Category: Anarchy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.227 billion bois live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 1,916 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 366,591 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,391,141 per year while the poor average 3,842, a ratio of 882 to 1.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Cowdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 107th in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 97.64 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 6thMost Armed: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 66thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thLargest Retail Industry: 83rdFattest Citizens: 107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131stMost Avoided: 180thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 180thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 194thMost Rebellious Youth: 308thHighest Disposable Incomes: 343rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 598thLargest Gambling Industry: 681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,014thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,247thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,348thLargest Mining Sector: 1,658thMost Pro-Market: 1,925thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,385thMost Secular: 2,893rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,137thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,412thNudest: 5,872ndSmartest Citizens: 6,428thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,812thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,066thHighest Economic Output: 7,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,173rdTop
Most Inclusive: 12,803rdMost Politically Free: 12,812thMost Efficient Economies: 14,182ndHighest Drug Use: 14,499thLargest Black Market: 17,061stMost Extreme: 19,516th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 178th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 218th in the regionMost Politically Free: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 248th in the regionNudest: 257th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 401st in the regionMost Extreme: 404th in the region

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