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The People's Republic of Eteles

“From Many, One”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The People's Republic of Eteles is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 601 million Etelesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The thriving Etelesian economy, worth 60.5 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,624 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eteles's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eteles is ranked 159,502nd in the world and 8,506th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 1,288thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,979thBest Weather: 8,204thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,109thMost Authoritarian: 9,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,007thLargest Governments: 13,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,936thMost Secular: 14,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,784th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 305th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 438th in the regionBest Weather: 456th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 483rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 499th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 512th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 516th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 541st in the regionLargest Governments: 619th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 691st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 700th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 702nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 712th in the regionMost Secular: 747th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 747th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 911th in the region

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