The People's Republic of Eteles
“From Many, One”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The People's Republic of Eteles is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 601 million Etelesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.
The thriving Etelesian economy, worth 60.5 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,624 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eteles's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eteles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Promoting Natural Sciences in Schools"".
- : Eteles endorsed The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Following new legislation in Eteles, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Eteles, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Following new legislation in Eteles, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Eteles endorsed The Commonwealth of Anungu.
- : Following new legislation in Eteles, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
- : Eteles was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Anungu.
- : Following new legislation in Eteles, dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers.
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