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The Federation of Etatallemand

“Vive la fédération !”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: RGBN

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The Federation of Etatallemand is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.242 billion Etatallemandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The Etatallemandian economy, worth 52.5 trillion Franks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,302 Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etatallemand's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Etatallemand is ranked 113,445th in the world and 40th in RGBN for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 45.15 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Secular: 28,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 33,790th

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