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The Armed Republic of Etaima

“Eka Pena Una : From Many, One”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Armed Republic of Etaima is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 602 million Etaimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timani. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Etaiman economy, worth 41.1 trillion Ginas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,328 Ginas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Etaima is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etaima's national animal is the Enkali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etaima is ranked 251,305th in the world and 10,677th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 964thTop
Most Influential: 3,094thTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,739thBest Weather: 17,001stMost Conservative: 18,708thMost Devout: 19,832ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,546thHealthiest Citizens: 22,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,180thLargest Retail Industry: 24,982nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Devout: 620th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 663rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 809th in the regionMost Influential: 819th in the regionBest Weather: 875th in the regionMost Conservative: 883rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,044th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,075th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,104th in the region

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