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The United Socialist States of Estovakiaa

“Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The League of United Nations

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The United Socialist States of Estovakiaa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.611 billion Estovakiaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskieva. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Estovakiaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Elsas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,298 Elsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader, Brown Falcon owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estovakiaa's national animal is the Brown Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Estovakiaa is ranked 29,314th in the world and 4th in The League of United Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.22 bananas ingested per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,797thLargest Populations: 11,436thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,617thHighest Economic Output: 12,857thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,939thMost Patriotic: 17,205thMost Stationary: 17,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,961stSafest: 21,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,417thLargest Governments: 24,067thMost Authoritarian: 24,719th

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