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The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas

“E pluribus unum”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Latinoamerica Libre

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ronald McTrump with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.22 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de las Americasian economy, worth 565 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,328 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,267 per year while the poor average 30,240, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de las Americas's national animal is the American Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Estados Unidos de las Americas is ranked 86,624th in the world and 46th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,784.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,800thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,948thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,843rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,862ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,455thMost Inclusive: 19,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,277thMost Stationary: 21,377thMost Influential: 22,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,363rd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the region

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