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The Totalist Republic of Estado de Teocracia Brasileira is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabella I with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.169 billion Brazilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebott. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Brazilian economy, worth 75.8 trillion Ouroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,865 Ouroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estado de Teocracia Brasileira's national animal is the Boi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetismo.

Estado de Teocracia Brasileira is ranked 275,696^th in the world and 4^th in Grand Coalition Control Room for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,178.56 Standard Monetary Units.