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The God of Factbooks of Esplandia

“Until the End, Never Broken”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The God of Factbooks of Esplandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Irwin IV with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.768 billion Esplandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion Crown Florents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,981 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 199,039th in the world and 8,708th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.61 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 119thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326thMost Influential: 533rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,984thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,406thLargest Retail Industry: 3,579thLargest Black Market: 3,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,156thMost Efficient Economies: 4,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,566thMost Cultured: 5,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,866thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,967thLowest Crime Rates: 6,490thMost Developed: 6,926thMost Stationary: 7,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,097thHighest Economic Output: 9,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,169thLargest Governments: 10,032ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,891stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,997thHighest Average Incomes: 11,381stSmartest Citizens: 11,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,744thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,826thBest Weather: 15,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,974thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,211th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 162nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 284th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 418th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 439th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionLargest Governments: 497th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 527th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 594th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 602nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 630th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 674th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 690th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 698th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 701st in the regionBest Weather: 854th in the region

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