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The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn

“ECH!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.932 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 506 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 102,628 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 214,823rd in the world and 7,266th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 220.27 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 377thMost Influential: 666thTop
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Most Devout: 8,285thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,879thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,144thMost Cultured: 14,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,025thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,692ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,826thLargest Mining Sector: 21,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,928thLowest Crime Rates: 23,199th
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Most Influential: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 233rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 329th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 426th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 607th in the regionLargest Populations: 611th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 657th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 678th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 689th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 706th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 710th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 723rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 723rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 734th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 737th in the regionMost Developed: 744th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 775th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 789th in the region

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