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The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn

“La República de Eskvenn”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Gardner with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The hard-working, devout population of 4 billion Eskvennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St June. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 447 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 111,865 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 111,977th in the world and 4,127th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 584.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 744thMost Influential: 2,074thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,312thMost Devout: 8,807thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,508thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,580thHealthiest Citizens: 20,417thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,535thLargest Mining Sector: 20,594thMost Cultured: 20,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,951st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Devout: 234th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 342nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 467th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 570th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 632nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 654th in the regionLargest Populations: 665th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 668th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 676th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 689th in the regionLargest Black Market: 735th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 743rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 777th in the regionMost Average: 813th in the region

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