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The Demokrátik Repúblek of Eskaai

“Vrujduj, Próvoszudej, Kóuzstuj!”

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The Demokrátik Repúblek of Eskaai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prezjet Ljuzy Masj with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.317 billion Eskaaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prujat. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eskaaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,404 trillion zjuts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,525 zjuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, sex changes are routinely performed at Eskaai's hospitals, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskaai's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eskaai is ranked 243,276^th in the world and 397^th in Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 173 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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