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The Kingdom of Eshialand |
“Freedom for all”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Eshialand is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.131 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth 477 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,487 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,222 per year while the poor average 33,970, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.
Centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Eshialand is ranked 220,268th in the world and 208th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Secular, with 11.8 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eshialand, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Eshialand lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Eshialand, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.
- : Following new legislation in
Eshialand, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
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Eshialand lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Eshialand, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
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Eshialand lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Eshialand, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in
Eshialand, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
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Eshialand lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.