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The Kingdom of Eshialand

“Freedom for all”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Eshialand is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.131 billion Eshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth 477 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,487 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,222 per year while the poor average 33,970, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eshialand's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Eshialand is ranked 220,268th in the world and 208th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Secular, with 11.8 Atheism Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 269thHighest Crime Rates: 561stRudest Citizens: 755thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 963rdMost Armed: 1,012thFattest Citizens: 1,246thHighest Drug Use: 1,329thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,351stLargest Retail Industry: 1,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,765thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,186thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,585thMost Avoided: 3,103rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,195thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,260thNicest Citizens: 6,392ndMost Cultured: 6,973rdMost Inclusive: 6,983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,729thNudest: 9,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,595thMost Efficient Economies: 10,610thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,661stMost Politically Free: 16,124thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,015thMost Extreme: 17,426thMost Pro-Market: 18,740thSmartest Citizens: 19,347thLargest Black Market: 22,069thMost Devout: 23,975th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the region

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