The Holy Empire of Eschatosia
“Eleftheria i thanatos.”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Empire of Eschatosia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 367 million Eschatosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maitreya. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.
The very strong Eschatosian economy, worth 35.0 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,485 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eschatosia's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Eschatosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Eschatosia endorsed The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Eschatosia, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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