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The Kingdom of Escevola

“Justice, Honor, Loyalty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Escevola is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High King Cayo Mucio Escevola the Third with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.578 billion Escians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatrix. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Escevolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,903 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, more and more people are signing up for the government party, war vets look after war animals, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escevola's national animal is the sabertooth tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Escevola is ranked 230,226th in the world and 7,791st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685thMost Influential: 1,085thTop
Best Weather: 3,811thLowest Crime Rates: 4,310thHealthiest Citizens: 4,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,480thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,038thMost Developed: 8,219thMost Cultured: 8,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,570thSafest: 10,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,519thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,658thMost Devout: 12,945thSmartest Citizens: 13,435thMost Efficient Economies: 13,590thLargest Governments: 13,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,210thHighest Average Incomes: 16,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,459thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,546thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,842ndHighest Economic Output: 16,883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,903rdMost Stationary: 18,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,536th
Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionBest Weather: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 341st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionMost Devout: 362nd in the regionSafest: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionLargest Governments: 404th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 415th in the regionLargest Populations: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 422nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 488th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 491st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 504th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 650th in the region

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