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The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC |
“Adenroth Erodian veladris, Re’riendel novildrian!”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: Meihua |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.925 billion Ervarëans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Ervarëan economy, worth an astonishing 14,799 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 618,571 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,449,724 per year while the poor average 27,697, a ratio of 160 to 1.
The best defense is a good fence, Tel'rial Meradon is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, the doctor has cold hands, and children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 345,930th in the world and 13th in Meihua for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -17.01 Effective Tax Rate.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the doctor has cold hands.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, Tel'rial Meradon is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, the best defense is a good fence.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's influence in Meihua fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
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ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC, laws are littered with references to cheese.