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The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC

“Adenroth Erodian veladris, Reíriendel novildrian!”

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Location: Meihua

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tel'rial Meradon with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.181 billion ErvarŽans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belduryn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ErvarŽan economy, worth a remarkable 6,316 trillion ablis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 445,435 ablis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,259 per year while the poor average 19,944, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the nation is Meihua's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC's national animal is the Sequoiadendron giganteum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC is ranked 93rd in the world and 1st in Meihua for Fattest Citizens, with 98.6 Obesity Rate.

Most Extreme: 4thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 29thMost Armed: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 84thFattest Citizens: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 121stMost Avoided: 139thLargest Retail Industry: 152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 153rdMost Efficient Economies: 157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 172ndHighest Average Incomes: 474thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 493rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 748thHighest Drug Use: 769thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 791stLargest Mining Sector: 801stMost Cultured: 837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 876thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 977thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,054thMost Politically Free: 1,065thMost Pro-Market: 1,125thHighest Economic Output: 1,162ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,924thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,628thMost Inclusive: 2,730thSmartest Citizens: 3,120thMost Devout: 3,661stNudest: 8,165thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,202ndLargest Governments: 9,252ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,470thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,536thLargest Populations: 15,659th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the region

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