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The Anarcho-Commutist Matriarchy of Ersialist NightMare

“Communism, Serfdom, Subjugation, Inequality”

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The Anarcho-Commutist Matriarchy of Ersialist NightMare is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader for life VSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.573 billion Ersialist Nightmarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ersialist Nightmarish economy, worth 207 trillion Russian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,144 Russian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Supreme Leader for life VSP's good looks and intellectual prowess, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in HELL for fear of causing a fuss, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ersialist NightMare's national animal is the Two headed Girrafe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Some kind of satanism or something.

Ersialist NightMare is ranked 300,554^th in the world and 1^st in The Room Room for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 175.18 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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