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The Federal Ersialist Republic of Ersialist Estonia

“Oma kaunist Eestit me kaitseme kuniks sureme!”

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The Federal Ersialist Republic of Ersialist Estonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vassilji Jeskankowič Pdronovičye Pdronov with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.477 billion Ersialist Estonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ersialist Estonian economy, worth 296 trillion Kroons a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,894 Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Pärnu" t-shirts, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Ersialist Estonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Ersialist Estonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ersialist Estonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Estonian Traditional Religion.

Ersialist Estonia is ranked 305,688^th in the world and 4^th in Ersialist Utopia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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