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The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena

“We Shall Abolish Tomorrow”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.395 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,363 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 13,879th in the world and 783rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,362ndBest Weather: 2,237thMost Pacifist: 2,662ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,064thTop
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Safest: 3,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,929thHealthiest Citizens: 4,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,946thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,984thMost Inclusive: 5,059thNicest Citizens: 5,068thHighest Food Quality: 5,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,705thMost Developed: 7,637thLowest Crime Rates: 8,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,921stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,490thSmartest Citizens: 10,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,380thMost Cultured: 13,879thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,937thLargest Governments: 19,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,259thMost Secular: 19,802ndMost Primitive: 20,843rdHighest Economic Output: 23,202ndMost Income Equality: 24,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,905th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionSafest: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 208th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 224th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th in the regionNicest Citizens: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 259th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 538th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 569th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 593rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 685th in the regionMost Cultured: 783rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 931st in the regionMost Primitive: 949th in the regionMost Income Equality: 981st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,005th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,224th in the regionMost Secular: 1,255th in the region

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