The Yeeter of Erfton
“We have 2 ACTIVE CASES OF THE VIRUS ONLY!!!!!!!!”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Yeeter of Erfton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Special Penguin with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.944 billion Erftonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin Hills. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Erftonian economy, worth 649 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,294 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, parking's carefree without parking car fees, love means always having to say you're sorry, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erfton's national animal is the Penguins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Faith.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Erfton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Republic of JavaSiege.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Republic of Eastern Mekong.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Still Best in TSP of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Empire of Rhetiaa.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Agletgreenia.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Culture Blossom Commonwealth of North Prarie.
- : Erfton was endorsed by The Federation of Beblahbleblo.
Endorsements Received: 53 » Tepertopia, Freedoom, Holota, Marinho Islands, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Beepee, Yeses, Scu Greinne, Concrete Slab, Blondiesland, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Treir, Bod Zarth Throge, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Ipugao, Canmore, Sedunn, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Erinor, New Belgrade, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Farengeto, Wakandan Tribes, Purple Hyacinth, Breizlovakia, Ebonhand, Amerion, Sandaoguo, Kaoia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Dalegreen, Kaleidescooptopia, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Rhetiaa, and 3 others.Eastern Mekong, JavaSiege, and Solanosco.