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The Yeeter of Erfton


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Yeeter of Erfton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Special Penguin with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.944 billion Erftonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin Hills. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Erftonian economy, worth 649 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,294 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, parking's carefree without parking car fees, love means always having to say you're sorry, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erfton's national animal is the Penguins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Faith.

Erfton is ranked 157,710th in the world and 5,134th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 286.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,858thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,157thMost Influential: 4,184thBest Weather: 5,238thMost Pacifist: 5,397thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,468thNicest Citizens: 5,674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,610thLowest Crime Rates: 7,719thMost Devout: 7,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,087thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,437thHealthiest Citizens: 9,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,187thMost Developed: 11,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,615thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,224thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,533rdLargest Governments: 13,919thMost Inclusive: 13,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,969thSmartest Citizens: 16,994thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,779thHighest Average Incomes: 19,337thSafest: 20,065th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 180th in the regionNicest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Pacifist: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionMost Devout: 223rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 255th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 292nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionMost Developed: 336th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 375th in the regionLargest Governments: 395th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 441st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 465th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionMost Influential: 488th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 499th in the regionMost Inclusive: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 516th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 523rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 569th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 637th in the regionLargest Populations: 640th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 672nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 708th in the regionSafest: 709th in the region

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