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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael

“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”

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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.939 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 18,839 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 821,300 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,661,314 per year while the poor average 7,787, a ratio of 983 to 1.

The SWAT team always rings twice, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 629^th in the world and 23^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 104,997.57 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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