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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael

“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.803 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,863 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 737,311 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,906,656 per year while the poor average 6,625, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.35 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thRudest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 21stHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 77thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Armed: 114thMost Efficient Economies: 116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thHighest Economic Output: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 912thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,325thMost Stationary: 3,639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,300thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,932ndLargest Governments: 6,447thLargest Black Market: 7,388thLargest Populations: 7,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,818thTop
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Most Influential: 11,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,619thMost Pro-Market: 14,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,284thSmartest Citizens: 15,698thHighest Drug Use: 16,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,052nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 219th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 297th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 309th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 360th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 388th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 460th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 512th in the regionNudest: 666th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 788th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 819th in the region

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