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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael

“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”

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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.01 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,247 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 762,008 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,108,169 per year while the poor average 7,225, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-שקל charge on their phone bill. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 241,435^th in the world and 10,122^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -66.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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