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The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael

“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.01 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 15,247 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 762,008 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,108,169 per year while the poor average 7,225, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-שקל charge on their phone bill. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 241,435th in the world and 10,122nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -66.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 26thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thMost Armed: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 76thMost Efficient Economies: 79thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdHighest Crime Rates: 84thMost Scientifically Advanced: 86thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thHighest Economic Output: 170thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 684thLargest Information Technology Sector: 903rdTop
Most Stationary: 3,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,439thLargest Governments: 4,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,023rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,426thLargest Populations: 7,318thLargest Black Market: 8,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,326thMost Influential: 11,791stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,341stSmartest Citizens: 13,590thMost Pro-Market: 15,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,414th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 190th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 215th in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionLargest Black Market: 336th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 351st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 495th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 616th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 697th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 727th in the region

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