Spotlight on:
The Promised Land of Eretz Yisrael |
“Promised Land”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Promised Land of Eretz Yisrael is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bibi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.108 billion Eretz Yisraelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Eretz Yisraelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,731 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,932 Shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,013,482 per year while the poor average 6,719, a ratio of 150 to 1.
Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Eretz Yisrael's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Eretz Yisrael is ranked 233,678th in the world and 7,033rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.18604071648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eretz Yisrael's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Eretz Yisrael's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eretz Yisrael's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eretz Yisrael was refounded in Osiris.
- : Eretz Yisrael ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Eretz Yisrael's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eretz Yisrael's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eretz Yisrael was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Eretz Yisrael ceased to exist in Real Places.
- : Eretz Yisrael was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.