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The Promised Land of Eretz Yisrael

“Promised Land”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Promised Land of Eretz Yisrael is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bibi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.108 billion Eretz Yisraelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eretz Yisraelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,731 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,932 Shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,013,482 per year while the poor average 6,719, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Eretz Yisrael's national animal is the lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eretz Yisrael is ranked 233,678th in the world and 7,033rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.18604071648 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,328thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,729thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,758thFattest Citizens: 1,798thMost Primitive: 2,126thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,429thMost Avoided: 2,829thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,474thMost Devout: 5,086thHighest Economic Output: 5,292ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,023rdLargest Populations: 6,920thLargest Mining Sector: 8,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,356thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,624thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,740thLowest Crime Rates: 19,125thLargest Retail Industry: 19,461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 25,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,286th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 85th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 120th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 157th in the regionMost Avoided: 176th in the regionLargest Populations: 247th in the regionMost Devout: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 302nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 401st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 421st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 628th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 649th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 694th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 765th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 807th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 897th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 942nd in the region

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