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The Protectorate of Equility

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Equilism

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Protectorate of Equility is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Whamabama with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 37.764 billion Equilityians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Equilityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,707 Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Equility has designated Tranquility as its capital city, and Whamabama has just been declared ruler of Equility in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Equility's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equility is ranked 124,170th in the world and 57th in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Stationary: 38thLargest Populations: 620thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,831stMost Influential: 7,324thHighest Economic Output: 8,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,436thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,477thNicest Citizens: 18,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,913th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 9th in the region

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