Spotlight on:
The Federation of Epistimi Evimeria |
“Epistimi, apantiste se ola”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Federation of Epistimi Evimeria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Enotita Proigmenes with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.084 billion Epistimi Evimerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elpida. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Epistimi Evimerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion Epistis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,514 Epistis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, bike rage is all the rage, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epistimi Evimeria's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Epistimi Evimeria is ranked 2,965th in the world and 59th in Europe for Most Secular, with 99.06 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Epistimi Evimeria was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of PAVONESIA.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Epistimi Evimeria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Epistimi Evimeria, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 99 » Woodlands, Istastioner, Saarenmaa, New Vardarland, Meropis, The Sigometh Dynasty, Parsininsa, Kronverg, Invernessia, St Scarlett, Basque Dominion, Thracia Republic, Ortigia, Agausia, Wamia, Raghallaigh, Elisabethshagen, Yahlia, Liberepublia, The Champions League, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, CSB SA Union, Armbruster, Dark Matter, Nardin, Walfo, Bastile, Rary, Irminsulia, Cot Deviet, Iceagea, Jim the Baptist, Coque Borie Lethawik, Nocciola, Zaarie, Zantalio, Ferranghia, Destyntine, The AbelLandia, New Eestiball, Western Balkania, An Clar, Trixeland, Mallor, Agatep, Balcem, Communist-Denmark, Outer Sparta, Burvenchkaht, and 49 others.North of Americas, Sodarnia, The Seven Provinces, Quincy, Super Happy Land, Calicov, UGBK, Leranditale, Alsted, Soveriegn, Astaraion, Greater Bahland, Convilla, Karnea, Reiserland, Someseni, Newex Nov Can, Younglandia, DeNorSweLand, Great Whiteland, Chronus, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, KKoRea, Thracia and Crimea, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, National Federation, Eistalia, Iskalland, Kebabian States, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Ukrainida, Caparica, Stumphosse Res, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Granevia, Mally Piznoopia, Ottterland, Nordharz, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, and PAVONESIA.