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The Republic of Epiree

“Can cows just shoot out milk whenever they want?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Wintreath

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Republic of Epiree is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Stevens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.263 billion Epireeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tepa Bay. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Epireean economy, worth 679 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,478 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Epiree are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime is totally unknown. Epiree's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Epiree is ranked 229,728th in the world and 317th in Wintreath for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 5,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,219thMost Efficient Economies: 6,913thMost Inclusive: 7,177thRudest Citizens: 7,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,089thHighest Food Quality: 8,271stNicest Citizens: 8,466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,028thMost Developed: 10,579thMost Cultured: 11,134thHealthiest Citizens: 11,530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,949thSmartest Citizens: 12,226thLargest Governments: 12,770thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,872ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,918thHighest Average Incomes: 13,488thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,862ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,887thSafest: 21,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,740th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the region

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