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The Community of EPCOT Empire

“Creating the new world of tommorow”

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The Community of EPCOT Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.96 billion EPCOTS are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The very strong EPCOT Empirean economy, worth 516 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,933 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EPCOT Empire's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EPCOT Empire is ranked 43,213^th in the world and 5^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,611.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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